Extra! extra! jesus christ returns to earth
“i have not come to cause any disaster” states jesus christ
Altercation between jesus christ and international journalists
Jesus christ not born in bethlehem
Jesus claims not to know when he was born
“the magi didn’t give me any gifts,” declares jesus christ
Jesus relates how his mother gave birth
“i was never in egypt,” declares jesus christ
Jesus christ confesses: “i had six brothers”
“my mother was quite outspoken,” states jesus christ
“i am the son of mary and of joseph,” claims jesus christ
Jesus christ was not born of a virgin as he declares himself
Joseph and mary were husband and wife … and they lived together as husband and wife!
“the religion of my people is very machista,” jesus christ recognizes
Jesus christ: savior or saved?
“i didn’t know how to write,” claims jesus christ
Jesus christ: an indigo child?
Jesus christ questions the praying of the rosary
“god has no mother,” claims jesus christ
Jesus christ did not walk on water
Jesus christ denies he multiplied loaves and fishes
Proved: jesus christ is dark-skinned